Megadinghy satire hero image showing a mixed group in an overcrowded black inflatable dinghy facing the white cliffs of Dover

New: 230-seat concept vessel

Megadinghy seat reservations*

Choose your megadinghy, select a splash-adjusted seat, add premium maritime extras, then continue to the official checkout reveal.

Start booking* Play Navy vs Dinghy

Seat selection

Choose your megadinghy

Fictional Calais to Dover booking: choose your vessel size, pick your seat, add traveller details, and review your reservation before checkout.* No arrival is guaranteed if the imaginary dinghy sinks, capsizes, meets weather, or encounters reality. Megadinghy is not a rescue plan, not a British Coastguard pickup service, and not a route to a new life.

Passenger name

Boarding group

Baggage

Meal preference

Details stay in this browser. This fictional booking is Calais to Dover themed only. Checkout continues to the official-route reveal.*

Checkout reveal

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Prefilled Calais to Dover official routes

Use official operators and check passport, visa, and entry requirements before booking real travel.

DFDS: Calais to DoverOfficial ferry route. DFDS advertises a 100-minute crossing. P&O: Calais to DoverOfficial booking page for the Calais to Dover ferry. Irish Ferries: Calais to DoverOfficial booking page for Calais to Dover sailings. Port of Dover ferry infoOfficial Port of Dover ferry operator information.

Check UK visa requirementsOfficial GOV.UK visa checker. GOV.UK visas and immigrationOfficial immigration guidance and categories. Apply to come to the UKOfficial application starting point. Safe and legal routesGovernment information on lawful routes. easyJetOfficial flight bookings. British AirwaysOfficial flight bookings. RyanairOfficial flight bookings. EurostarOfficial rail bookings.

Arcade mode

Mega Dinghy game

The Navy Patrol vs Mega Dinghy arcade mode now has its own page, with bigger controls and more room to play.

Navy Patrol vs Mega Dinghy

Choose Navy Patrol to intercept incoming boats, or Mega Dinghy to dodge cartoon hazards. It is intentionally arcade-like and non-instructional.*

Launch game

Keep it afloat

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