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Contact*

Contact the booking desk

Megadinghy.com is fictional satire. These contact routes are for website feedback only, not travel, immigration, transport, prize, or legal enquiries.

Captain Megadinghy portrait

Contact Captain Megadinghy directly*

Email the fictional captain at captain@megadinghy.com. Replies may be delayed by imaginary weather, fictional admin, or lunch.

Website feedback

Email hello@megadinghy.com for comments about the parody site.

Real-world help

For real visas, travel, or immigration information, use GOV.UK's visa checker and official services.

Stats corrections

The stats page links to its GOV.UK source. Official data should be checked at source before relying on it.

Press office

Captain Megadinghy's press office is fictional, frequently at lunch, and not accepting bookings.